My given name is Alamein and I was named after some shit some place in Africa or something where the Maori Battalion fought in the great second world war II.

I'm not African or a Egyptian or some Yankee - I'm a proud Maori warrior descendented from Maui himself. I grew up proud and hard as in the East Coast. I'm a Coasty and we kill everything that pisses us off - especially pigs and fish.

We ain't canniballs. I went away for my last lag 5 years ago. Some prick dobbed on me and I went down for robbery - such is the life of an outlaw.

Now that I am the President of the Crazy Horses I am to be known as Shogun after the great samurai warrior.

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Hello. We are Chuppa and JuJu the second in charge members after SHOGUN. If he got sick or something then you would answer to us – but if its just a bit sick then maybe still to him.

But still, you shouldn't ever drink the last beer if we are there and we want a beer cause then that beer belongs to US, or if shogun is there, HIM.

We joined the CH in Jail when we met Alamein and he told us about his renegade vision, which we thought was sweet, then we drunk a gumboot of piss each and the Crazyhorses were born. Good times.

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My real name is secret, but my gang name is Big Stan. I keep my real name secret so I can avoid being hassled by the government. I am the boss of all U.S. chapters and report to Shogun or to Chuppa and JuJu if Shogun is more than just a bit sick.

Shogun does all the violence. I don't like doing violence, because I'm the brains. Between Shogun and me, we got over $5 million in our hideout, only some of the money is marked so we're not spending it.

I don't smoke and I don't chew, and I don't date the gals that do. I want my lungs to be pink in case I ever get caught and they fry me. See, I won't ever hire a lawyer because I don't like lawyers. Also, Shogun would probably just beat them up anyway, because lawyers are for sucks.

If you have a hard time with authority and generally don't like cops or the government, or are seeking the free spirit of the wanderer and the renegade, you can sign up to talk to me about joining the Crazy Horses. Or if you live in New Zealand, you can sign up to talk to Shogun or Chuppa and JuJu. But if you live anywhere else that's too bad for you because there are no other chapters.

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